Life+Universe+Everything=42

inkinesss:

Emperor of the Sands.

inkinesss:

Emperor of the Sands.

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D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes

twistedviper:

raktajino-hot:

corruptionpoints:

mindchildofmadness submits:

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

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If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead

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clientsfromhell:

Client: Hey! We need a digital artist to color a sketch one of our guys made. It’s the eight of us as superheroes. Would you be able to do that?

Me: Yes, but eight characters would take time to color.

Client: Oh, that’s okay. We need it next week. How does $5 sound?

I give him a look.

Client: $6?

nunu-bot:

wrath-greed-and-envy:

pkmnfan:

aduhm:

dirtylittledamsel:

tmodm19:

She cut off the tattoo of he ex’s name, put it in a jar and mailed it to him.

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Cuz, you know, tattoo removal was out of the question…

Raw

i would fucking do this

and im sure theres a lot of backstory we’re missing out on.

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therealhamster:

touching yourself after a long vacation

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susubeann:

Interesting

(Source: iraffiruse, via myheadisspooky)

ouyangdan:

leggywillow:

truezodiacfact:

Moth pit

My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.

you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing

ouyangdan:

leggywillow:

truezodiacfact:

Moth pit

My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.

you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing

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dearbassy:

My submission for the Nudist Beach Zine run by kellyykao! I love these babies.
Special shout-out to taradienes bc I thought of her the whole time.

dearbassy:

My submission for the Nudist Beach Zine run by kellyykao! I love these babies.

Special shout-out to taradienes bc I thought of her the whole time.

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bunsen:

trying to push a pull door and not succeeding like

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littlepeachey:

tacocityruckus:

mikefalzone:

alchemy:

TINY KITTEN WITH A TINY KITTEN BACKPACK

What could POSSIBLY be in the TINY BACKPACK?!

cat nip dime bag and a list of people to kill

Oh.my.god

(Source: juiceboxlieny, via myheadisspooky)