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They must have the most ridiculous sex ever
^oh my god.i think you mean incredible sex
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No wonder she was my entry fee..
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Me: Okay, I’m emailing you an updated jpeg of the website’s front page so you can let me know what you think.
Client: No, I don’t trust emails, just fax it to me. My number is (XXX) XXX-XXXX
Me: Okay, sure thing.
Client: Ugh, this looks TERRIBLE! It’s all black and white! I wanted it…